So, you ride velociraptors?

Posted by Jon Renaut on 1st Feb 2011

I was wearing this t-shirt while passing through customs at Paris-CDG airport. As he checked my passport, the man behind the counter looked up at me and said, in fluent but heavily accented English, "So, you ride velociraptors?".

My only complaint about this shirt is that it did not include witty responses to that question, preferably in a few languages to cover as many occasions as possible.

As is, I was left to grin like an idiot without a response.